Hot Pork

Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.

Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!

Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!

Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!

Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Woman: MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!

by Honkey Monkey February 27, 2009

Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017

pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Pork Beef

In South Africa well prepared meat that taste good is refereed as pork beef. Mostly used by individuals that can’t differentiate between the taste of beef and pork.

The pork beef we had last night was perfect with pap.

by Mosalah11 June 30, 2020

Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee October 7, 2008

pork slider

That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.

You're a real pork slider, you know that?

by TheOGporkslider July 31, 2016

Pork pocket

A vagina that is plump.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by anonymous December 18, 2021