zero-trick pony 

A one-trick pony who has worn out his one trick, or, in fact, never had a trick at all.

Opie: "OMG, I hear Seth Rogen is fat and smokes weed in his new movie, but still gets with a hot girl! Let's go see it!"

Peter: "Na, he's a zero-trick pony. Let's watch The Money Pit instead."

zero-trick pony by Sky Commander Winkie February 16, 2009

Ass Pony 

A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.

"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"

Ass Pony by benmu November 21, 2006

MY PONY TOO SLOW 

A saying used by someone who has realized that a comment they've made is redundant to an earlier comment made by someone else.

Bob: The government should provide universal healthcare man.

Larry: Free ponies! Yay!

Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.

Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW

MY PONY TOO SLOW by 2+2 poster April 22, 2009

Free Pony 

When you receive an apparently free, wonderful gift with high and/or unexpected maintenance costs not previously considered by, or obvious to, the recipient.

Mary: Grandpa is giving little Elizabeth a pony for her 12th birthday if she promises to take care of it! Isn't that great?
Bob: What?!?! How are we supposed to pay for the board, food, vet bills, and riding lessons for Elizabeth? Free Pony? Give me a break!

Bill: So I meet this hot chick, Sandy, who takes me on a 7-day cruise at no cost because she's filthy rich. Then two weeks later I've got crabs and herpes. What a free pony she turned out to be.

Jim: I can't believe I won that new Corvette in the church raffle! But since I'm unemployed and living with my mom, I can't even afford the gas and insurance, let alone maintenance.

John: Oh, man! Sounds like you won a free pony! Well maybe you can sell it and still get something for your trouble.

Free Pony by redshirt58 June 6, 2011

riding the bologna pony

In the act of screwing.

1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."

riding the bologna pony by MegaMost November 15, 2009

Red Pony

Redneck with a pony-tail and a crooked penis.

Yesterday at Walmart we saw a huge red pony.

Red Pony by Behrens May 4, 2006

Cotton Pony 

A tampon

Damn bitch, why you so pissed off today, are you riding the cotton pony or some thing?

Cotton Pony by Global Fuckin Smoke October 1, 2003