Planking

To lie down on your stomach on a surface with pointed toes and arm's straight beside you.

That was an awesome plank dude. Lets do some more planking.

by Leen.94 June 10, 2011

Planking

Fucking. Plank refers to the hard dick, or woody.

"Are you planking that?"

by Jay Good July 26, 2006

Plance

When you look at someone in a sneaky way, after planning to for some time. Often preceeded by a courage building up moment and excecuted by sort of looking around the room like your bored then stealing a quick peak and looking away just as fast.
planned + glance = plance

I was pretty sure that sexy senior was looking at me, but i didn't want to just stare if he wasn't, i had to plance around a bit.

I saw her walking up and in my head i was already getting ready to plance.

by Emmerz is Awesome March 13, 2009

Planc

A plastic Manc: idiots from the south of England who pretend to have some relationship with Manchester, and more specifically, Manchester United FC.

"Yeah, I've always supported Man United cos my great grandfather's aunty's next door neighbour had a cat that strayed to Manchester".

"Shut up Andy, you planc",

by bumchutney April 16, 2015

Planking

Planking is the act of lying horizontal, face-down in various locations and acting like a "Plank". Photographs are then taken and posted on the internet so everyone can see how awesome your planking skills are. Both location and difficulty of the plank are important.

Hey man, did you see Dave's pictures? He did some epic planking on site last week

by uberho June 9, 2011

pre-planking

an interactive sport where the "initiator" pushes the "planker" into a horizontal "plank-like" position. the game is finished when the "initiator" then fucks the "planker" while photographing the scenario.

did you see clarence totally pre-plank that neighborhood cat?

"pre-planking" claims the life of another suburban youth. timmy wedsworth was discovered after a fall from a fifty story building in what appears to be another "pre-planking" fatality.

by MILKFIXER June 12, 2011

Planksten

Planksten(noun)is a group of Negros that butt fuck in jail.

Guard 1 says to Guard 2 what are those Planksten doing.

by AZ+RC February 26, 2005