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PeTroll

An undesirable troll who focuses its troll energy against electric vehicles (EVs). They prefer petroleum engines (ICE vehicles) and know (next to) nothing about EVs.
Tim spends all his days trolling people on EV forums because he is a complete PeTroll.
by rbrice May 27, 2024
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Petrol

An alternative to the slang “gas”, a term to describe anything that is positive or fun
This cake is Petrol dude!
by ChristopherNoel June 2, 2024
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Petrol

An alternative to the slang “gas”, a word used to describe anything positive and fun
This cake is petrol dude!
by ChristopherNoel June 2, 2024
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petrol

when someone cooks or does something really well, similar to gas or fire
Person 1: Did you see that sick fighting game combo from that one dude?
Person 2: Yeah, that string was straight petrol.
by jorgeluisborges June 11, 2024
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Perrone'd

When paranoia and self consciousness kicks in about the size of your head, specifically, but not isolated, to shrinking heads in particular, normally identified in photography as apposed to examination in a mirror
James "Dude love, my head is looking really small these days"
Mark "you're not wrong my cuddly bro, maybe you've been Perrone'd"
by imaclosefriendofpostmalones January 15, 2025
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Petroleum Popper

The Petroleum Popper is a move usually done on cute, adorable (and consenting) males with big, blue eyes and the most squeezable cheeks. To perform the Petroleum Popper,

you need:
- a wall
- 1 large glass on raw honey
- a Jakub
- Petroleum
- some dextrous fingers (3 is enough)
And that’s it!
First, find a suitable Jakub that fits the aforementioned description. Next, take your Jakub and strip any clothes off (after asking for consent of course). Then pour your raw honey over the entire Jakub, leaving no skin in the open air. An optional addition; you can pour a large dollop of honey down the crack for visual pleasure. Now, my favourite part! Throw that hunk of endearing, 2 beautiful buns babe at a large wall. Quick note, make sure the Jakub is facing away from you with arms and legs spread for easy access. Now do as you wish! I’ve noticed my Jakub perks up a little smile when I slap his buns silly and get my face all up in his chleba! When trying to stick large bad dragons into the behind of the Jakub, make sure to cover the tip to base in strawberry flavoured petroleum jelly. This goes for all Jakubs. Why so specific? I’m trying to find that out myself.
Boostna: Lachit! You should’ve seen the Petroleum Popper I gave to Jakub last night! We’ve upgraded from a 5 inch wide bad dragon to a 12!!!
Bro: Wow, man. my Jakub can barely fit a 3 finger fisting.
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patron saint of education

Someone who died whilst pursuing his / her education, forever marking the dedication to learning.
Even though she passed away whilst still wearing school uniform on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 at the age of 17, her last education was at Lima November High School, canonizing her as the patron saint of education.
by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
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