When one uses a scarf as a jizz bib, then returns the scarf to its rightful owner. The rightful owner then wears scarf around his/her neck, usually without knowing or ever finding out that it is stained with dried up man jam.
Roommate A: "Hey, I need to go out. Have you seen my scarf?"
Roommate B: "It was in my room so I hung it up in the closet."
Roommate A: "Cool." (Starts putting on scarf) "So where you been the last twenty minutes?"
Roommate B: *snorts/chuckles*
Roommate A: *tucks chin into scarf and sniffs* "Wait . . . did I just put on a pearl scarf?"
Roommate B: Yup!!!
Roommate A: No!!!!
Roommate B: "It was in my room so I hung it up in the closet."
Roommate A: "Cool." (Starts putting on scarf) "So where you been the last twenty minutes?"
Roommate B: *snorts/chuckles*
Roommate A: *tucks chin into scarf and sniffs* "Wait . . . did I just put on a pearl scarf?"
Roommate B: Yup!!!
Roommate A: No!!!!
by jylax February 09, 2014
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by CraftyMinxy June 13, 2023
The result of when one goes commando and then chooses to wear sweat pants in which the lint from the sweat pants attaches itself to the hairs of ones gooch and are caked on with sweat and shaped with ones leg movements.
Guy 1:" What are those little lint balls that come out of your gooch when you shower?"
Guy 2:" Those are gooch pearls my friend."
Guy 2:" Those are gooch pearls my friend."
by Twatermelon March 01, 2015
I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.
by Woodworks July 08, 2015