PAW Patrol

A child's cartoon about dogs that furries are obsessed with for some reason.

Have you seen PAW Patrol? Marshall the Dalmatian is my favorite. I want to be him.

by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024

Georgia State Patrol

The dudes who will chase you to the moon and back, and pit maneuver your car into a ditch with no hesitation.

“Bro, the cops are behind us!”
“Nah, we’re good. We can loose em easily.”
“Dude, it’s Georgia State Patrol.”
“…Fuck.”

by couldbem4rr February 5, 2024

Hoarder Patrol

Noun. Group of people assigned to get a hoarder under control.

Sheena: If my mom keeps collecting buttons I'm going to have to call the Hoarder Patrol!

by Grinner74 October 19, 2011

sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"

"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"

by TheNewSam May 26, 2019

hood patrol

neighborhood watch. a form of snitching.

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 2, 2018

Low patrol

A definition for a community which is too "cool" to be regarded as peasants : but are still peasants.

" RUN it's the LOW PATROL"

by Afro-Caribbean Jesus February 19, 2015

Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023