chuck norris:the only definition

chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic

chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden

loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches

by chuck norris is a pussy May 19, 2010

Only have eyes for you

This person is using a free version of eyes, which come with limitations such as only being able to see one person. They can upgraded to the paid version to unlock additional features and remove glasses.

I only have eyes for you... please, buy me premium.

by Drangus Hangus July 12, 2019

Only Connect

That one BBC quiz show that Tom Scott was once on

Person 1: Hey did you watch Only Connect last night?
Person 2: Yeah by the time the missing vowels ended I had -4 points

by Basic-person May 2, 2021

I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

THE ONLY WORD WITHOUT A VOWEL

CRWTH-its some kind of insterement

dsadfsacfrhrtythfrbhsrd sfger rrgergergrg

by Ryan Jones January 19, 2005

i only love my bed and my mama

It means when you don't care about nothing else but your family and your rest

Drake: "She said she love me, I said I lobe her partly, I only love my bed and my mama, sorry."

by DatKiddNiya February 11, 2018

Locals Only

An expression used to keep kooks and other pests out of the water. Usually used in conjunction with other insults, such as "donkey" or "goon".

-Its soooo big today!! Did you see that barrel?

-You're a doinker, get out of the water. Locals only.

by Dahhn October 22, 2009