sympathy crumbs

The crumbs one leaves in a bag of chips that is not theirs, so they don't feel bad about eating the entire bag.

"Do you have any chips left?"

"Nah, just some sympathy crumbs Julie left."

by spyczech June 4, 2016

Crumb

A Caucasian child.

Randy: “Yo, look at all those crackers kids!”
Miguel: “ You mean crumbs?”

by 123eatmybutt January 13, 2018

Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.

Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed

by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022

Crumb Slut

The term used when an individual drops down to their hands and knees in order to scan the floor for fallen crumbs of crack cocaine. Often the individual will find other things that resemble crack cocaine but are most definitely not.

"I couldn't believe this Crumb Slut the other night, she was surfing the carpet like crazy but there wasn't a single chunk at all".

by RyderWyld July 8, 2024

Dust Pan Butt Crumb

When the janitor is cleaning and he comes across shreds of shitty toilet paper in his dust pan.

Hey did you get that picture of the dust pan butt crumb?

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

Pocket Crumbs

When your mate hooks up with a hot girl and her not so good looking friends are left alone for you to try and hook up with.

Dan hooked up with Charlize so I mopped up his pocket crumbs.

by PocketKing December 15, 2024

Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time

gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)

by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021