Dry run

After a long night of partying and you wake up delirious, thinking to yourself, "How much did I drink?". So you make a dry run through the house counting the empty liquor/beer bottles .

Woke up drunk. Had no idea what I had drank so I made a dry run through the house, WOW I had tequila!

by prinsdi October 25, 2014

dry roast

Having sexual intercourse with a dead English man.

Man, that dry roast last night was amazing!

by Petey B. May 30, 2006

Dry Plunge

When you shut off the water at the toilet and flush leaving no water in the bowl or tank , then proceed to drop hot steam in the bowl.

>Damn scro, what’s that smell?
>oh I dry plunged homies toilet!

by Scro401 December 25, 2020

dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth

Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.

by H Master October 4, 2011

Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015

dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.

"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."

by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018

dry-twatted

1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.

2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)

Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.

Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.

by drodhertzer August 19, 2014