myspace 

The ultimate Pedo bear site.

Did you meet that pedo on myspace?

myspace by Hauntingly Delicious April 4, 2009

myspace 

overrated piece of shit

myspace sucks

myspace by pscot14 March 12, 2009

MySpace 

A place where you add every person who has shared a breathe of air with you, a real popularity test.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

Abduction
Rape
Murder
Stalking

MYSPACE gals may look like the following;

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t286/Empress544/motivational%20posters/myspace.jpg

"Heyy!"
"Heyy! Check out my MySpace! I have 150 friends!"
"Pshh, rather not get the side affects.

MySpace by anonymous gal/guy of the world March 15, 2009

Myspace 

A website for insecure people. "A place for friends"....or more like "A place for people who need friends." It's a website where everyone adds anyone within a 879847 mile radius from them. It's a place for old men to creep up on little girls. Or for people to become "myspace pals" with somebody who is really 40 years older than you thought. Everyone reads everyone elses comments and checks everyone elses top friends. People who use this website tend to update their profile every week, because they have no life.

person 1: "omg! becky took me off her top friends!"

person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"

person 1: "no...i think she hates me."

person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."

Myspace by aprilsays April 1, 2009

myspace 

myspace is a place for friends and for sex predators!

predator: hey what website are you on?
guy: myspace.
predator: YES! MY FAV WEBSITE!

myspace by thatsjank! May 4, 2009

myspace 

A good way to get some fat 47 year old's dick in your ass.

Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me!

myspace by whyhellothere11 November 3, 2009

Myspace 

outdated social network site. if you still use it (instead of Facebook) then youre a complete loser. if you check your myspace more than once a day, kill yourself. youre not "cool". only stupid asses use myspace. they think theyre hard asses just cuz they cuss a lot in their comments, so they think they know how to "fight". -_-

only 13-15 year old emo scene girls (and scene boys who try to look like girls) use myspace now. its a barren wasteland where only vampires---i mean myspace whores lurk, taking pride in knowing how to "argue" and be tough as nails over the internet. pathetic saps....

Myspace by who craig? November 28, 2009