mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.

"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010

mushroom bomb

the woman's vagina is so small that when the male impales the vagina with his man-rod he blows a load and it can't go anywhere so his head expands to 3 times its size and her clit pops off.

(nikki made tom mushroom bomb and lost her clit for good)

by kyles vag licker January 2, 2008

Mushroom Bump

To take a moderate dose of cocaine ("bump") off the head of an erect penis ("mushroom").

Tom: Dude, you see that guys' boner?
PJ: No, Tom give up the dream
Tom: Imma go over to him and ask to give him a mushroom bump
PJ: what's a mushroom bump?
Tom: it's where you take a bump of cocaine off the head of another man's boner!
PJ: ...

by Teamosabe May 23, 2010

Lady Mushroom

Like a Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper, this mushroom can be licked, pounded, eaten, smacked, and basted, but will never deplete. Doing so may only make it stronger.

My mom said you hammered her lady mushroom so hard that today it killed a baby kitten.

by Deecon November 9, 2010

mushroom print

The act of imprinting your penis on a foggy car window.

Adam mushroom printed his window when some girls pulled up beside him.

by XxThanatosxX May 19, 2006

Mushroom Juice

Mushroom juices are what construction workers sometimes call bodily fluids that are present on their anuses in between various cups of coffee.

I smelled that coffee and my asshole was already covered in mushroom juice.

by roundeyemcgee January 10, 2020

Healthy Mushroom

A woman's lady region that is prone to letting out small puffs of spores during the act of procreation. There is no true way of indicating the difference between healthy and unhealthy so you must take the risk to find out.

Person 1: "Come on big boy and eat my healthy mushroom"

by A6M2 August 11, 2016