Mesh Mullet

When the mesh on your lacrosse stick's head is unreasonably long and hangs off of the bottom of your head. You know it when you see it, and just wish you had some scissors to trim it yourself.

Jake- "Did you see that kids mesh mullet?"
Brandon- "Yeah that shit needs a trim."

by meshmullet93 April 29, 2009

Mullet Wrapper

Spandex/yoga pants worn by a woman with a pungent vagina.

You can't hide that fish taco with a mullet wrapper..girl go wash that shit damn!!

by ItsMe78 August 02, 2023

Chin-mullet

Beard, in particular the large, bushy, carefully groomed and shaped beard favoured by hipsters a few years ago. Now unfortunately taking the place of the mullet as the most ridiculed fashion accessory.

Hey! Look at that guys beard!
Oh yeah the chin-mullet is strong in this one!

by Blak Hoody November 29, 2017

Afro Mullet

A hairstyle pimped by nerdy white kids with curly hair that isn't nappy enough to be a perfect afro, nor short enough on top to be a true mullet.

Dennis rocks the Afro Mullet every day at work, what a fag!

by Carpmaster November 21, 2008

mullet ratio

Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)

"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"

by Crazy John March 20, 2006

woman with a mullet

Robyn Fowler

Gee Robyn Fowler is a woman, well kinda is and she has a mullet

by Mr Swarve June 09, 2004

ballsack mullet

the long scraggly pubic hair on the back of your nuts that you miss while shaving your scrotum. thus creating the look of a mullet cascading off your ballsack.

"Yo bro I was examining my balls after shaving and I noticed that I totally have a ballsack mullet!"

"Shave that shit now!"- Bro

by Bojmir August 22, 2012