A party which is considered normal until one person invites many unknown friends, who show up unbeknownst to the host, and were not invited either for a reason or shouldn't have been invited in the first place.
Dammit, David just made our pre-game party into a Mormon Party! Next time we drink at his place... upper deck!
by thypalsh September 17, 2008
A religious holy book that is reverenced by Mormons, who are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Written by Joseph Smith, who is alleged to have received an Angelic revelation revealing the location of golden plates of which tell the tale of Christ visiting the American natives shortly after being resurrected. Those who adhere to this religion are known to wear what is described by many as "Holy Underwear". Mormons are forbidden to be referenced by the first name, instead opting for the title of "Elder", or "Sister". As one with half a brain could probably deduce, it is a religion of pure bullshit. Obvious bullshit.
Elder Johnson: Oh, Tom...I think...I just shit my Holy Underwear! What am I going to do?
Elder Richards: Hey, shit for brains...I thought I told you to call me Elder. So you shit your holy drawers? Don't worry. It is Holy Shit now. Damn, that stinks!
Atheist: Hey, don't worry guy! Just tear a few pages out of The Book of Mormon, and use it to wipe your ass. It is basically what it is, an ass-wipe.
Elder Johnson: *scratches chin* You know...I think maybe you are right...
Elder Richards: Hey, shit for brains...I thought I told you to call me Elder. So you shit your holy drawers? Don't worry. It is Holy Shit now. Damn, that stinks!
Atheist: Hey, don't worry guy! Just tear a few pages out of The Book of Mormon, and use it to wipe your ass. It is basically what it is, an ass-wipe.
Elder Johnson: *scratches chin* You know...I think maybe you are right...
by SevereveS December 02, 2010
1. A nice person who is excessively nice or awkwardly nice in a way that might make someone else feel like something is wrong.
2. A guy who struggles to get a date because he is too nice.
(Was used in the movie “when we first met” to describe someone excessively nice.)
2. A guy who struggles to get a date because he is too nice.
(Was used in the movie “when we first met” to describe someone excessively nice.)
by xwave800 December 19, 2019
by Liberty2012 November 05, 2011
Somebody who is Mormon but does things that's looked down upon and is against what Mormon's should be doing. Aka against their rules. For example; does drugs or drinks liquor.
P.1: "Isn't that Bob over there snorting a line and drinking?"
P.2: "Yeah,"
P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"
P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"
P.2: "Yeah,"
P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"
P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"
by Naadnad14 December 05, 2022
A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.
Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.
by BigDude828 August 10, 2018
Two mormons under the age of 16 who are attracted to each other but aren't "dating". Everyone knows they are a thing.
by algebrarox February 19, 2017