beej monster

A lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody

We need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew.

by krazy jr July 30, 2007

foil monster

(A) A person that lives in a trailer park and the basis of their day is the production and use of methamphetamine.
(B) A fiend that is complete bitchy, or a monster when they cannot have their fix.

(A) Lets go to the trailer park and get a teener from that foil monster.
(B)Krystena is being such a foil monster today!

by SarahElizabethSarahElizabeth January 6, 2008

mii monster

An awful Mii Character created for use on the Nintendo Wii Video Game System.

This character does not look at all like you, but your family and friends swear it is an exact likeness of yourself. No matter how many times you say, "that doesn't look like me", your family and friends say, "oh yes it does".

On Nintendo, my "Mii Character" is Horrible it looks more like a mii monster, I hate it but my wife says it looks just like me.

by BetterFasterSmarterTaller June 23, 2008

Fun Monster

A fun monster is a mythological creature that comes out 4 months a year in Belmar. This monster has uncontrollable power to make people frolic and pump their fists. Studies are taking place to make the monster have fun in places other than belmar.

Mike: "We had such a good time at D'jais last night with you"
Suzanne: "That's because i'm the fun monster"

by Pengussy November 2, 2010

gurgle monster

Everyday meth users tend to experience a loud, excessive gurgling in the stomach. It happens very often and they refer to it as the gurgle monster.

That damn gurgle monster is back.

by StlKrook July 9, 2011

Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

by Manic Imp July 28, 2011

Fluggle Monster

One who is very hungry and ravished. Normaly over worked college students.

My friend,Becky, is acting like a huge fluggle monster today!

by sarahb150 October 19, 2011