Mikey McDonough

Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat

"Ew tf is that?"
"Thats Mikey McDonough"
"Ew"

by Xx_Black Jesus_xX June 3, 2020

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Mikey is genuinely such a good person to be around. he’s a great friend and an amazing boyfriend.

if you piss him off he’ll knock you out without a doubt tho

person:What’s your name?
mikey: Mikey!
person:heyyyy ;)

by mommy long legs November 22, 2021

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According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Mikey is a 🐝

by Lucid444 December 31, 2020

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