G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

Melon

Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

Japanese melons

tities,tities, tities!

my Japanese melons

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022

Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.

Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

melon soup

Slang term in porn meaning sexual intercourse between several big-breasted women.

"Whoa, I'd like to dip my spoon in that melon soup!"

by hugh5050 April 21, 2010

a grizzly melon

The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.

Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.

by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015

melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.

dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer

by euan murray April 11, 2016