Astro Martin

When you make a baby as the International Space Station flies over.

Hey, What’s your name?
Astro Martin
Oh, right... ok

by Dimension13 October 3, 2019

Jeremy Martin

Jeremy martin is a liar who claims to be the messiah and the founder of anonymous

who needs to seek help

damn that guy is such a liar he needs help

Fax he’s such a jeremy martin

by Jeremy martin the rebirth February 17, 2022

Pulled a Martin

Doing something only a FOB would do, something dumb.

Martin and his girl watching tv. Martin wants to make out, Martin pokes her face over and over with her trying to ignore him. He has thus Pulled a Martin

by Garfield007 October 20, 2008

the martin interview

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

Martin Calle

A person with no muscle and nerdy it also means that he has a small penis and is shy about it.

This guy is a Martin Calle.

by Nikito69 June 1, 2020

Maci Martin

Maci Martin is the best person you will ever meet. She is beautiful without trying, and loves to be around people. Maci cares for everyone, especially her friends. Maci is clumsy, but in a funny-cute way to where you'll love it. Maci Martins aren't the best at math. If you ever find a Maci Martin in your life never let her go because she is the best thing that God ever created.

"Is that Maci Martin over there? Cause she is the best thing I ever laid eyes on."

"Is that Maci Martin over there? Cause she is the best thing I ever laid eyes on."

by EnglishAndMatAreHard January 10, 2019

Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!

Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement

by Boonshanka November 9, 2019