Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.

Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.

by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018

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Martin Calle

A person with no muscle and nerdy it also means that he has a small penis and is shy about it.

This guy is a Martin Calle.

by Nikito69 June 1, 2020

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Martin Gan

The guy who doesn't know every songs. He's addicted to Good Morning Tokyo btw. He lives in a cave

Martin Gan came out of his cave

by ascertain102 June 10, 2020

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Kieran Martin

He is a big dum dum who look like that one kid who like blows the kazoo like its his own dick cus he cant suck his own as it is too little for him.

Guy 1: Have you seen Kieran Martin's dick
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 6, 2020

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Martin Hegglestein

A fun, cool guy who loves to eat regularly, is very easy and good to talk to. Overall loveable dude.

"What'd you have for brunch eh Martin Hegglestein?" - Rowan
"Just a couple burgers" - Martin Hegglestein

by Rowan8Ballz August 16, 2023

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A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

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