manual deficiency

Lack of abillity to read the manual.

See also rtfm.

< aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help with your manual deficiency.

by BlueEagle July 30, 2008

manual rickroll

In the heat of the moment you forget to line up an actual version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" when rickrolling someone, so you just start singing the song yourself. The overall shoddyness and ill preparation of the manual rickroll prank actually make it much funnier than the automated version.

fred: hello?

ginger: uh, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

fred: ah yes, the manual rickroll.

by el sean o May 15, 2009

Manelry

Excessive Male Jewelry.

Person 1: "Dude, that guy has on like 5 rings..."

Person 2: "Yeah, way too much manelry."

by ConcernedFemale115 March 25, 2010

Mansel-in-Distress

A guy who needs rescuing.

"My boyfriend was sick this weekend and stayed in bed. He's such a Mansel-in-Distress sometimes, but it's sweet."

distress damsel mansel

by ladywildrose December 4, 2013

mansel

The male equivalent of a damsel.

He's such a mansel in distress!

by cifer July 26, 2014

Mandel

A mandel is a fist bump named after Comedian Howie Mandel

I went into to shake the guys hand to congratulate him and he Gave me a Mandel

by Buds Bundy September 14, 2017

Mandelpraten

A conversation stripped of politeness and superficiality. In essence, getting straight to the point and adressing issues considered taboo or uncomfortable, which ultimately will lead to realisation of the self and openness in society.

English translation - «the almond talk». Originates from the Norwegian expression «to walk around the porridge», similar to «beating around the bush». A Norwegian christmas tradition is to eat rice pudding with one almond hidden in the kettle, the person finding the almond in their bowl wins a marzipan pig. «Mandelpraten» is therefore implying going straight to the juicy part of the conversation, defying the social norms of small talk, bullshit and exaggerated courtesy.

Its time to take mandelpraten with my sister about her excessive weed smoking

by Krabba666 May 29, 2021