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Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s
Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals
by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019
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Magic Xylophone

1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.

2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.

Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”

“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
by RollinNollin November 3, 2020
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Magic Bubbles

Magic Bubbles are when potka or Mary Gin is combined with Champagne. It hits hard and fast, definitely not for the faint! You will start feeling it in 15-20 minutes and it just keeps going from there. Use caution! This is recommended for heavy THC users vs. recreational use. Mix to of a typical Champagne serving with 1 shot potka or Mary Gin. Add other mixers if desired. Have fun and enjoy responsibly!
My friend AD and I went out on Saturday for our birthdays. To celebrate, we experimented with the with the single serving Champagne I got as a gift. We split the bottle, mixing it with 1 shot of potka. Whoa, Magic Bubbles is a wild ride! We barely made it through dinner and tried unsuccessfully to walk it off downtown. 6 episodes of Friends later we finally came down and it was the best bike ride home ever!
by Jenny Cool July 20, 2023
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MAGENTADREAMLAND®

WE aRE MAGENTADREAMLAND® aND WE iNHaBiT.
SEaRCH aND YOU WiLL FiND.
-MAGENTADREAMLAND®
by voecure July 25, 2023
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Millsey magic

Millsey Magic is a term given to the action that provides an outcome of a less than satisfactory nature in anybody’s eyes.
-"Jud, Jud, See how I dropped that puppy and only broke one of it’s legs, rather than killing it outright? That’s Millsey Magic!"
by El fantasmo June 19, 2008
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Reverse Magic Jack

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.
John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.
by 165er February 23, 2014
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Airport Magic

a unique constellation in the space/time continuum that temporarily gives one a James Bond-like ability to pass through airport security and check-in procedures in record time.

"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."
"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."
by Vatu August 23, 2015
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