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you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.
You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.
by CityFolks November 12, 2017
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knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(
by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020
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a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
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Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
by Palomon December 30, 2007
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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Lonely

You walk down the street at nighttime while the sun is setting. You pull out your phone
"Come home NOW!" your mom yells
"OK coming" you reply, and everything further escalates
You begin to walk home immediately after the call
The temperature of the air begins to drop and you get cold while walking. You watch stores begin to close as you walk and lights being turned off.
The stars begin to come out and the sky begins to pale orange-purple
It darkens
You feel a sudden aura of emptiness as there are not really anything and you are in an environment where you won't find much
You arrive home finally but it feels empty
lonely
"sorry for failing you mom" you softly murmur
"I was not good enough for you"
by lonelywinter February 3, 2023
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Lonely

That woman was so lonely she suffered from manliness.
by The purple duke April 24, 2024
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