lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole

dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog

by astound legend January 20, 2022

save log

A record kept being referred back to for future reference. Examples, Journal, Family Tree, Recipe Book, Mirror Notes, Self Texts.

Keep a save log of your day to look back and reflect upon.

Keeping a save log can help you in your studies.

by Green Starlight May 9, 2020

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue March 3, 2014

Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.

Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!

by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022

Log thief

Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.

Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.

by Shinnyk September 3, 2016

Log tm

The randomest Cards Against Humanity card

Why am I broke?

Log tm

Critical Thinking

Mommy and Daddy fighting

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020