Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 05, 2019

Lego lock

When two hermaphrodites interlock both sets of sexual organs to copulate.

Have you heard about Sam and Devon doing the Lego lock?

by HonestyISbest August 03, 2024

Lego Cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

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Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

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Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 20, 2021

Adult Lego

can be used to either describe AR-15s or PC builds due to their high modularity.

My friend just bought a bunch of components and put it all together into a PC build, man those things are really like adult lego.
My friend just slapped a upper and lower tougher and put a red dot and 45 degree iron sights on it, building guns is like adult lego.

by F-5E Tiger II September 28, 2023

LEGO Set 420

Police are after your weed lol

I just saw a LEGO Set 420 pull up at my school.

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong June 23, 2021