Minor/Major league

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex

Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.

by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017

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Minor League Gaming

A form of gaming that includes Minecraft, Destiny, Smash Bros., and other E for everybody games.

Minor League Gaming rules.

by RoboSwagger67 September 10, 2016

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Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018

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got league tonight

the EXACT same thing as "goin out with friends" or goin to have a drink at a bar, the only miniscule detail barely worth mentioning that differentiates " got league tonight" from goin out with friends is playin a game of pool
ironically goin out with friends for a drink THEN playin a game of pool doesnt make it ok, thus the value of an alleged league

mando: i hate you ! you go out without me!

brantz: well lets go out tonight!

mando: nah i got league tonight

brantz: oh so you're goin out with out me? can i get mad too?

mando: no i got league tonight its different

by brj365 February 5, 2012

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