Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018

got league tonight

the EXACT same thing as "goin out with friends" or goin to have a drink at a bar, the only miniscule detail barely worth mentioning that differentiates " got league tonight" from goin out with friends is playin a game of pool
ironically goin out with friends for a drink THEN playin a game of pool doesnt make it ok, thus the value of an alleged league

mando: i hate you ! you go out without me!

brantz: well lets go out tonight!

mando: nah i got league tonight

brantz: oh so you're goin out with out me? can i get mad too?

mando: no i got league tonight its different

by brj365 February 5, 2012

Inferno Madden League

Madden league ran by JB55 a bozo who boosts his stats and cheats. JB55 has also been known to cheese and get bailed constantly.

Wanna join the Inferno Madden League?
Nah jb55 is a corrupt bum

by DemonTimeGlass October 15, 2021

Minor League Gaming

A form of gaming that includes Minecraft, Destiny, Smash Bros., and other E for everybody games.

Minor League Gaming rules.

by RoboSwagger67 September 10, 2016

arsenal pro league

cringe discord server

theres a french man, brazil man. rice farmer, H2O, some jojo fan, an emoji spammer, 5 traps, jeff, an eggplant, and someone who is not funny all packed into arsenal pro league :tr:

Arsenal pro league more like assenal pro leagued

by Carlos cringe April 9, 2021

Hidden League Gaming

A group of people using hiding as an advantage to winning a match in a certain type of halo game, some people who dislike/ hate this community call the group "Hiding Like Girls"

Hidden League Gaming is a large community dedicated to hiding in the shadows.

by JiveChip November 26, 2016

Messi League Soccer

MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.

1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer

by Simon8989 June 8, 2023