Leaf Jacks

A form of jumping jacks done under a tree, combining yard work and exercise. This was created by Ralph Drabble on September 30, 2011. They are hard to do because the leaves fall with every jump. The leaves are caught, then raked into a pile. As the final part of the exercise one monster jumping jack is taken and the leaves are jumped into and then played with. Leaf Jacks are a great way to get cardio and yard work at the same time. So if you're tired but want to relax, take a tip from Ralph - try Leaf Jacks!

Ralph: Oh no, time for some Leaf Jacks! This yard is gonna get covered in leaves. (he starts doing jumping jacks and counting) One.. Two.. Three.. Four..

Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?

Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!

Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.

Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)

Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.

Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.

Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 13, 2011

leaf-node

a task which has no dependent tasks.

hey man, run the third group last because it's a leaf-node so there's nothing waiting for it

by mr. fuel October 5, 2012

Leaf

When there is shit between two or more vegans/vegetarians

Girl 1: Girl whats the leaf between sionnan, moo, lenny and bails?
GIrl 2: Shit yeah its a mess, bails tried saying sionnan was attention seeking and then shit went down from there
Girl 1: wow those vegan girls are so problematic, sionnan and lenny are my favorite though

by ironic.cowboy.emoji November 13, 2017

Leaf smeller

A person who sniffs out other people's shame.

Constantly on the persute of finding others negative qualities, Hal, was known as a leaf smeller.

by Diet Silliness November 22, 2017

leaf fruit

An orange leaf

Bob: I like your shirt, what color is that?
Jim: leaf fruit! stem hair

by Stem hair May 2, 2018

leaf blower

when you smoke weed and right after you give someone a blowjob

Bro you fuck with leaf blowers

damn she’s sick! is she a leaf blower

by brie12031 June 3, 2018

leaf

Slang for an alpha discord owner, usually one with a lot of female accomplices.

“Where’s leaf?”

“Probably with all his hoes.”

RIP X

by Lil Panadol December 6, 2018