Land of Saints 

Smoking a zoot

Wanna go Land of Saints bro?

Land of Saints by Zootnani October 15, 2019

Land Mime 

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.

"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"

Land Mime by clickeye3 October 18, 2019

Land mine

Bombs with a foot fetish

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."

Land mine by catwithrabies February 2, 2020

land shark 

A word often used to describe dangerous dog breeds such as Bullterriers (Pitbull, Stafford) and Mastiffs (Rottweiler, Dogo Argentino, Boerboel) because they tend to have large jaws, sharp teeth and muscular bodies, which goes with the ability to severely injure and kill other humans and animals.

"My crappy neighbour recently bought an American Pitbull Terrier, the jaw was so huge that it reminded me of some kind of land shark. I heard they kill more people than all other breeds combined!"

land shark by Notyourmother123 May 10, 2020

Land boat 

A boat on land that does nothing and is worthless.

Bro you're acting like and land boat

Land boat by Unidentifiable boob job May 22, 2020

Land Yacht 

A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles

An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving

Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.

"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"

Land Yacht by Redemptsion June 2, 2020

Land Pirate 

A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.

The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.

Land Pirate by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020