Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast 

You probably have made over 3 expensive builds, scours around group buys, have no money, favorited over 50 keyboard/switch sellers, and you hate mx browns(as you should my objective opinion is great), you are subscribed to all types of mechanical keyboard youtube channels, overall channels, build channels, sound test videos, and all in between. You probably have a very specific preference on what you love in a keyboard, and if someone robbed your house, all you would care about would be your keyboards.

Are you a Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast?

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast by solelyskyed February 8, 2021

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Well? What are you waiting for? Do it!

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error: no keyboard detected. press F5 to continue by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

rgb keyboard 

The true gamer input device

Gamer: look at me rgb mechanical keyboard
Noob: i have normal keyboard but its good
Gamer: EWWWWW WTF
Rgb keyboard

rgb keyboard by Indy yes October 21, 2019

away from keyboard 

it means afk

i am away from keyboard (afk)

away from keyboard by onesie gaming August 20, 2014

Steaming Keyboard 

The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil

Jeff - Last night i Gave Elliott's Moms A Steaming Keyboard !
Jack - Nice Brother

Steaming Keyboard by Get It Right Carl January 8, 2015

rusty keyboard 

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony

we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"

rusty keyboard by the next mozart February 4, 2014

new keyboard syndrome 

When you get a new keyboard and for the first few days you can't seem to type anything because you aren't used to the setup of the keys.

I was going to send you that email, but I have new keyboard syndrome.

new keyboard syndrome by madaman333 February 8, 2015