a beautiful and over populated little city. has a wonderful mission and amazing much more authentic mexican food available. it holds a parade around march welcoming the swallows back from 6,000 miles away at their winter vacation spot in Goya, Argentina.
by chachaaa June 9, 2009
Get the san juan capistranomug. by Sooner Brat December 7, 2013
Get the san juan hookermug. a letter written to a husband or boyfriend of Hispanic descent to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear Juan Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person.
Sonia wrote Paco a Dear Juan letter after another man was gettin some of her booty. This letter informed Paco that she was leaving him for the other man.
by Hulencia February 16, 2010
Get the Dear Juan Lettermug. Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.
by Glowsand December 17, 2010
Get the Dirty Juan Valdezmug. Smart, clever, and very cunning. Is a top notch person and competes in many various attributes and perks with one friend. That friend is his best friend is loyal to him ; vice versa. He is friends with the right group and feels life is like a brain game. His friends make him laugh but he tries to hide it. He enjoys jokes and condones violence. He is a one of a kind. He hates teaching things to other people repetitively. All in all, he is Juan.
by Account1308 March 21, 2018
Get the juan floresmug. When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous Hot Carland Dirty Sanchez and similar to theGolden Shower.
Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!
by Dr. Switch October 24, 2004
Get the Dirty Juan Valdezmug. Juan Pablo Botello, also known and JP or Pablo is a yeehaw boy who likes to act like he can claim Atlanta.
Juan Pablo Botello is the stupidest person you will ever meet but also the funniest. He is a light of happiness and a the single handed best person to be around. While he might say dumb things a lot, he makes up for it with his kindness, humor, and great personality. He’s hardworking and very smart in the educational sense. Juan Pablo is admirable and an obvious asset to any scenario or as someone in your life. A quality person to have 24/7. Reliable, genuine, and kind hearted at all points of the day. His confidence and motivation are admirable.
Juan pablo is creative and has a really good taste in music. He is incredibly well-rounded; being educated in traditional concepts like business and finance while also taking interest in art, fashion, and other generally creative concepts. He’s energetic, and uplifts those around him. In addition to him being kind, he’s fun, can get along with anyone, & a BADDIE even though he is 5’2.
The only bad quality he has is that he will leave you on read at least once a day, and only knows one dance move.
Juan Pablo Botello is the stupidest person you will ever meet but also the funniest. He is a light of happiness and a the single handed best person to be around. While he might say dumb things a lot, he makes up for it with his kindness, humor, and great personality. He’s hardworking and very smart in the educational sense. Juan Pablo is admirable and an obvious asset to any scenario or as someone in your life. A quality person to have 24/7. Reliable, genuine, and kind hearted at all points of the day. His confidence and motivation are admirable.
Juan pablo is creative and has a really good taste in music. He is incredibly well-rounded; being educated in traditional concepts like business and finance while also taking interest in art, fashion, and other generally creative concepts. He’s energetic, and uplifts those around him. In addition to him being kind, he’s fun, can get along with anyone, & a BADDIE even though he is 5’2.
The only bad quality he has is that he will leave you on read at least once a day, and only knows one dance move.
by Pee pee poo poo!!! October 21, 2019
Get the Juan Pablo Botellomug.