Jessica

whore

Bro #1: Bro, who's that hot chick over there ?!?
Bro #2: Oh, you shouldn't fuck with her bro, she's a real Jessica.
Bro #1: Damn, bro, thanks for letting me know. Love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too, bro.

by sascrotch2019 January 19, 2019

Jessica

Jessica is a beautiful person. When you meet a Jessica, it's love at first sight. She has long, black hair with dark brown eyes. She is smart and gets straight A's. She is kind, caring, and loving. She loves her family and appreciates everything she has. When you meet a Jessica, never let go. She loves art and she is shy and quiet. She's Usually born into a family of 5. She has a big house and an amazing sense of style in building homes.

Ew...look at that nerd. Wait, that's a Jessica!

by Among_Me November 5, 2020

Jessica

On a scale of one to ten, will always drink.

Alex: So you met Jessica?
Kyle: Yes...
Alex: Yikes

by KevinBacone January 14, 2020

Jessica

A very annoying, know-it all, smart alec, who will point out every single mistake you make. Often people who know a "Jessica" suffer a loss of self-esteem because Jessica is good at everything.

I hate Jessica.

by Zippy Zach Attack January 9, 2019

Jessica

Smol, domb and lovoly cruitore

Person 1: yo man i am so dumb
Person 2: hey, it’s “domb” just like how Jessica. Matter of fact you are domb just like jessica for thinking its “dumb”. Smh.

by Smort dude January 30, 2019

Jessica

A beautiful kind girl, and amazing mother and probably very fertile she will have 3 or more children and they will all love her dearly, Jessica is a common name but for a good reason! She is super beautiful and very loved!

Person one: who’s that? She’s stunning
Person to: oh her she’s Jessica she’s beautiful hey!

by Oneluckyduck November 8, 2020

Jessica

Typically a girl from Idaho who loves animals. They’re usually in sales.

Hey Jessica! All’s well that are kind!

by didymus0 March 6, 2020