Jason

A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!

Mary: Is that Jason over there?
Scott : Fuck, it is!
Mary: hide before he eats you and your books!

by Minecraft Master June 3, 2018

Jason

The sexy asian in the room is probably names Jason.

"Omg look at that hot asian!"

"Yeah! His name is probably Jason."

by thouwhomustnotbenamed January 31, 2015

Jason

Bum

Jason is a bum

by Lailaioriginal December 26, 2016

jason

A jason is gay and he loves to eat dick and swallow the cum , he is very gay and hes a filipino kid with a small boto according to 1 inch punisher an he has a boyfriend named troy and hes a white kid also with a small dick

zaydon: omg is that jason hes gay

troy: omg stop talking about my boyfriend

by jasonsgay July 24, 2018

Jason

A big avocado tinkle berry head and has a crush on prince sparkle toes and is very gay

Oh Shit its a jason better run he has ligma.

by Qazwsxedcrfvqazwsxedc February 24, 2019

Jason

A person who is antisocial and barely does anything around the house.

Please clean up the house, you Jason

by Smacktalker Skywalker September 28, 2017

Jason

Is one of the people you can trust. He is so kind. Dont you dare hurt him if you are lucky enough to get a Jason. He can make and take a joke. Love him unconditionally if you get him and if you are a Jason thanks for being such a wonderful person💘💘

Girl: your is so sweet
Jason: so are you😃

by That stupid child April 28, 2019