friend

That one more beer that makes that beast look like a beauty

Alcohol is my best friend.

by fecker December 23, 2003

Friends

HAHAHA, What are friends? Are they like, something you eat?

Person 1: Hey those are like my best friends
Person 2: What are friends?

by Cookie Kid Girl February 11, 2020

friend

1. (noun) A person who sticks by you every step of the way, or someone you like talking to online or in person.

Ex: This is my friend, Nancy!

2. (verb) To send someone a request on a website or chat room to be their online friend.
Ex: I'm going to send this person a friend request.

Person: This is my friend Katherine.
Person2: nice-

by lucas x william November 6, 2020

Friend

Someone who doesn't want to have sex with you.

Me: "Would you have sex with me?"
Friend: "No dude, I'm your friend."

by NikkiNoMad October 10, 2014

friends

Enemies of loneliness

Oh, I heard that Dan had became friends with Phil and had him to fend off his loneliness for him.

by randomgurl April 5, 2017

friends

something that you don't have

you have no friends

by a somehow popular person July 11, 2017

friends

The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.

Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"

Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."

by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015