cry whack

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying and using your tears as lubrication.

"Hey open your door and stop cry whacking Tim"
"Would you like some tissues with that cry whack?"

by Kaiser Solsay April 26, 2006

Whacked Out

The word Commonly know to have began by the Hip Hop Duo "Siaki"

The Phrase Whacked Out
Is another form to Describe "I'm Bored"

Eazy: You feeling Whacked Out?
Brutal: Yeah let's go do something

by The One in a Million October 28, 2018

Facebook Whacking

Typing in a random first then second name It's kinda likely that one or more of your friends are friends with this made up name.

Person 1: I'm just facebook whacking Coleen Rooney, three of my friends are friends with her.
Person 2: Ew

by Gemima111 October 21, 2008

whack boy

A name awarded to somebody who frequently masturbates. In order to earn this nickname, an individual must masturbate 3 - 5 times daily.

Steve: I just jerked off for the 4th time today. I thought I wasn't gonna finish!

Cliff: You're such a whack boy!

by iluv2jack November 22, 2010

Shroom whack

V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.

EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap

by Shroom whacker April 3, 2010

Shiggity Whack

A term used for something that is messed up or fubar.

1. Wow that girls face is shiggity whack!
2. Dude, your new car is shiggity whack.
3. I went to Stephen's house and his room was shiggity whack. It totally smelled like rotten ass.

by TorWheeler September 26, 2009

nerd-whacking

The act of showing nerds some maths/physics etc. problems to distract them from their current task and get them to focus on the problem instead, generally until they solve it.

I ran into some nerds sitting in a maths class yesterday. It's amazing how you can just outright interrupt what they're doing with a simple nerd-whacking calculus problem.

by thepurplbanana December 17, 2018