by Dragostea Din Tei April 28, 2005
Having all the responsibilities of a boyfriend with none of the benefits. Seen as a dick in a jar for women when she can't fuck someone better.
Mike had a crush on Kelly for years, but being in the friend zone prevented him from getting anywhere with her.
by Salvivor August 27, 2009
This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.
John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
by MarkALicIous July 11, 2015
I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.
by Jewsef March 09, 2017
A point of which one has consumed enough marijuana to enter a zone in which everything runs in slow motion, the user stare blankly at the wall or anything other in his crosshairs, and renders the user speechless.
by KingShrek January 19, 2016
Also known as CZing. The ultimate zone of chillness you could possibly be in. This is a state of peak relaxation and far from any care in the world. This usually involves greenery and comfortable chairs/couches, and typically has a baller television in front of the person with a XBox 360 connected. Absolutely zero work is accomplished while a person is chill-zoning, but, this is no ones fault, they are only abiding by the common rule of CZing. Homies often chill-zone in small groups and blaze together while they hate on common lame people they know. Interrupting a person while they are in a state of chill-zoning will easily gain you a bad rep with him and the rest of his homies, this is an example of when killin the chillin is a bad idea.
by Hatemasterflex August 03, 2012
The fancy new name for the War Zone in Burque. Much to the shock and dismay of Marty Chavez, changing an area's name doesn't decrease the crime rate.
by kickitbarelas August 08, 2009