basement porch

otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans

“I love bigger girls. Girls with a double chin, thick thighs and a basement porch are 10/10”

by austinzsoice May 2, 2024

Basement

Something your mom is in

Hey man your mom is in my basement she had fun last night

by BeansriceJesusChristandbiren January 3, 2022

Live in my basement

A phrased used to demean or humble people that look down on you for no reason.

Originating from 30 year olds living in their parents basement because they thought they could get a masters degree. And it qualified them for any work they chose despite zero work experience.

Ex 1: Live in my basement Dickhead

Ex 2: They were like: oh yea, well I actually am getting my masters so that I be a lobbyist for NRA— oh but what about you… And I was like fuck you bitch, live in my basement- you dont know me from a can of paint!

by johnmichaelthethird September 16, 2023

basement boobs

The new name for a ball sack or nuts or whatever you want to call them

He hit me so I punched him in his basement boobs

by Gingerbitch2010 March 10, 2021

Basement Breeder

Term for a (typically) male man that lives at home with his parents, and is generally at least 30, who lives like a rat and is fat and smells like shit, and is a huge keyboard warrior

Basement Breeder: (le troll troll troll)
You: Wow you're such a fucking Basement Breeder!

by LawdJeebus October 31, 2014

basemented

to be high on meth and drunk on alcohol

"Are you okay, you look like you're zoning out?"
"What are you, a bitter housewife? I'm basemented."

by Abdisalam October 13, 2017

Basement Smelt

A noun that usually has a negative outcome. Someone who goes to a location and enters it, however doesn't go in the basement. To classify as a basement smelt the whole area of the location must be entered, except the basement or underground area. The reasoning to be a 'basement smelt' is because there is either a fear or phobia of something in beneath the middle floor. Examples are parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.

'yo wilks such a basement smelt, he didn't even go downstairs'.

by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011