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hyperbapticostalism

practicing the baptist religion with the zeal and influence of the Holy Spirit
Sister Smith is sure clapping and waving her hands alot to that song, she's got that hyperbapticostalism!
by apljak April 23, 2010
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hyperbodick

Somebody who takes an exaggeration, a figure of speech, or a hyperbole literally as a pathetic attempt to make you sound stupid

It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
Normal Person: It's raining cats and dogs outside!

Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!

Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 10, 2011
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Hyperbolsius

A unit of measurement that describes how obnoxiously hot or cold it as at any given time.
Man, it was like a million degrees hyperbolsius last night.
by Doctor Whoof July 22, 2011
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Hyper-fan-ness

When a person obsesses about one celebrity per week so much so that he/she believes that he or she is actually similar to that celebrity
For example: Watching interviews and concerts from past-century/decade of Illayaraja non-stop for hours leading to singing and behaving like him, i.e., hyper-fan-ness.
by A-SGG January 8, 2012
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Hyperbloggingism

Overactivity of the blogging mind, resulting in a rapid heartbeat and an increased rate of metabolism.
I was on such a roll my heartbeat skyrocketed and I knew that I must have hyperbloggingism.
by Hyper blogger November 30, 2011
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Hypercell Cage Syndrome

Situation in which an endless loop of an event (whether that be an activity, a day, a week, or any other period of time) is perpetuated from the standpoint of one cell (usually a person, in fiction) so that they can tweak details of the occurrence (or have them tweaked by other factors) in order to achieve a goal.

This can be both good and bad, in the sense that it's for a good cause, or it's a nightmare trap for some unfortunate victim.
P1: The movie Primer has a serious case of Hypercell Cage Syndrome, as exuded by the end in which an inordinate amount of time (and unknowable number of retries) is spent in perfecting an action during a party to prevent a potentially negative outcome.

P2: How so?

P1: One of the main characters uses a homemade time travel device to loop the same event.

P2: Oh, I see. I'm going to go spam that term on fb now.
by bundillion October 20, 2012
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Hyperbolitis

'Hyperbolitis' is the name of a condition and is derived from the English word 'hyperbole' which means to exaggerate for effect.

A sufferer of hyperbolitis will often over exaggerate every day occurrences and will, for want of a better phrase, "make a mountain out of a molehill."
It is a well known fact that many attention seekers suffer from hyperbolitis.
Principal Skinner: The things you don't know would fill a whole library and leave room for a few pamphlets.

Superintendent Chalmers: There's no need for hyperbole, Seymour.

Principal Skinner: I'm sorry I suffer from hyperbolitis.
by JayDee94 November 5, 2012
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