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Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.
Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.
by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022
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Flappy Horse

The name given to a person that looks like a chicken and sounds like a horse when they run. Also my best friend even though he acts like we're not.
Be my friend Flappy Horse.

I know you know I know you.

Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.

I know your actual name.
by KG.628 January 26, 2017
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horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.
We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.
by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019
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Horse Hung

An extraordinarily large flaccid dick
Red is horse hung, his flaccid dick is bigger than Nick's hard one
by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022
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horse helicopter

the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting
Trevor: "Jerry gave Sarah the old Horse Helicopter at the party last night."
Brad: "No way!"
by gayhorsegayhorse April 20, 2019
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horse sauce

a nickname for the drug ketamine, a horse or cat tranquilizer.
my buddy always acts so dumb when he does too much horse sauce
by horsetranqguy August 24, 2019
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horse laugh

Laughing so hard and with such volume that you look like a horse that's choking on a whole chicken.
Look at that girl over there horse laughing. Her braids are about to come out!
by Manhappenins February 17, 2017
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