The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.
by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022
Get the Horse Penismug. The name given to a person that looks like a chicken and sounds like a horse when they run. Also my best friend even though he acts like we're not.
Be my friend Flappy Horse.
I know you know I know you.
Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.
I know your actual name.
I know you know I know you.
Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.
I know your actual name.
by KG.628 January 26, 2017
Get the Flappy Horsemug. Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.
by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019
Get the horse croppingmug. by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022
Get the Horse Hungmug. the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting
by gayhorsegayhorse April 20, 2019
Get the horse helicoptermug. by horsetranqguy August 24, 2019
Get the horse saucemug. by Manhappenins February 17, 2017
Get the horse laughmug.