Horse Charmer 

snake charmer who discover they are more into horses than snakes

Learn how to spell, you illiterate horse charmer!

Horse Charmer by jessAYIYI March 28, 2012

horse hippie

A horse hippie is a girl who is naturally very beautiful. However, rather than take care of their appearance, they would much rather spend all of their time being around horses, riding horses, cleaning their stalls and grooming them. A horse hippie is so in love with horses that they have no need for a man and there for have no desire to put on make up, comb their hair or smell nice. Traditionally horse hippies can be found walking around bare foot in horse stalls carrying bags of horse feed.

I met a girl this weekend that has a killer body and great face. But I am not even gonna bother asking her out because she is a full blown horse hippie and obviously has no desire for a man in her life.

horse hippie by Wezz84 August 26, 2013

horse tooth pudding 

A dessert dish no longer as popular as it once was, originating in the British Isles, specifically south England. Virtually unknown outside the English-speaking parts of the former British Empire, the main ingredient is ground horse teeth, with other additives to make a pudding. Popular with the landed gentry and seen as a delicacy now.

A: "The oddest thing on the menu at that little pub was horse tooth pudding"

B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"

A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."

B: "That's nasty, bro."

A: "Word."

horse tooth pudding by lexicon_t October 28, 2013

Horse Buckle 

When a girl undo your belt to get some dick, her hair gets caught in the buckle.

Oo ya baby. ow my hair. What's wrong. My hair is caught in your buckle. Ha you have a horse buckle.

Horse Buckle by Platypussy101123789098 March 3, 2014

horse it out

It's a phrase used interchangeably with "crank it out," and a phrase used primarily among the younger generation.

Mike: Oh crap, Jim, I totally forgot about the shit I have to do for work!
Jim: Dude, the party's in ten minutes, don't be a assclown and not be there.
Mike: I'll horse it out in eight, meet you there.

horse it out by The linguistic autistic July 18, 2014

Horse Shitter 

Someone who lies so much, they can't even remember what the truth is, or what lies they've even told. Every breathing word from the this mouthbreather is a complete lie.

My Ex is a complete Horse Shitter - that email from her was so full of shit she couldn't even remember the lies she told.

Horse Shitter by TotesObvi October 14, 2015

horse pasta 

Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,

Tyler likes horse pasta...

horse pasta by Churchyard cock sucker May 9, 2016