The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.
by Mr.funster February 19, 2018
Get the Captain Hookedmug. kabir: yo, did you hear about how vanaj managed to snort 650 gms of coke in one go?
rish: yeah, i heard him hook the flex over call
rish: yeah, i heard him hook the flex over call
by awhorea March 1, 2021
Get the hook the flexmug. When you have a male genital pericing and your girl is blowing you and your piercing gets lodged in her throat.
by DominoNaitor August 28, 2019
Get the dick hookmug. the act of bending ones index finger as if it were a hook and inserting it under the hood of skin just above the clit and gently tugging upward while pinching down toward your index finger with the thumb. very affective in subduing unruly women.
Roscoe- Yea... All i heard from Janice was bitch, bitch, bitch, nag, nag, nag, until i whipped out the ol' beaver hook. After that it was all yes sir's.
by leebobfromgleatown September 18, 2010
Get the beaver hookmug. Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.
Ann: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."
"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."
"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."
"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."
"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!
by Kid Pseudo December 7, 2011
Get the Spit the hookmug. by O.G ginja ninja January 20, 2019
Get the Red hookmug. Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018
Get the hook earedmug.