Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018

hook the flex

verb to show off a previously stated/known flex.

kabir: yo, did you hear about how vanaj managed to snort 650 gms of coke in one go?
rish: yeah, i heard him hook the flex over call

by awhorea March 1, 2021

Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.

Ann: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!

by Kid Pseudo December 7, 2011

snuffle hook

A curved penis with an excessively long foreskin.

Captain Hook went hole-to-hole with his snuffle hook - sexy hooked prick!

by agoblin November 7, 2017

dick hook

When you have a male genital pericing and your girl is blowing you and your piercing gets lodged in her throat.

My girl was blowing me last night and I Dick hooked her. It was like taking a fish off a hook.

by DominoNaitor August 28, 2019

Mung Hook

Firefighter tool similar in use to a New York Hook.

Guys, have you seen my Mung Hook... I set it down somewhere around here.

by KurMungeon December 6, 2022

beaver hook

the act of bending ones index finger as if it were a hook and inserting it under the hood of skin just above the clit and gently tugging upward while pinching down toward your index finger with the thumb. very affective in subduing unruly women.

Roscoe- Yea... All i heard from Janice was bitch, bitch, bitch, nag, nag, nag, until i whipped out the ol' beaver hook. After that it was all yes sir's.

by leebobfromgleatown September 18, 2010