Hooker Binge

When a modern gentlemen finds himself overwhelmed with internet pornography & in need of several sexual encounters in succession over a short period of time.

Simon: "Has anyone seen Allan this weekend?"

Andrew: "No, but last time I spoke to Allan he said he had been spending alot of time on the internet & needs to catch up with a few friends?"

Dave: "I think Allan might be on a Hooker Binge"

by Sleep Creeper September 28, 2011

Hickerlacker

A demon.
A vile creature, made from a green wax-like substance.
Said to strike fear into the hearts of those who dare look upon it.
Commonly found along the East coast of England.
Preys on young children.

"Don't go out after dark children, or the Hickerlacker will get you!"
"Hickerlacker Hickerlacker Hickerlacker, RUN!"

by LadyMidnight September 11, 2012

Hockey Gay

When Hockey guys act gay with their best friends

but they are the complete opposite of gay

I think hes Gay!

No hes just hockey gay

by random editior January 3, 2013

hooker froth

The slimy froth found on your balls after banging a hooker. Typically even when wearing a rubber you still get the juice on the base of your ball sack.

Chris: My married friends always envied me as a partier, you know .. but when i went to bed in a shitty hotel in some 3rd world country alone with hooker froth on my balls and an empty wallet - it was me envying them.
Heath: Year, I hear that.

by aussiepen January 27, 2013

Hoaker

A usually derogatory phrase from Northern Ireland. Also spelt ‘hoker’. A hoaker is someone who roots around in a place where they shouldn’t be rummaging, e.g. under someone’s bed, in someone’s bag or bins etc.

“Hoakin’ the bins are ye? Ye durtay hanillin ye”.

“What are you hoakin’ for the day?’

“Go and have a hoak for it, hoaker”.

by binkieboodle July 8, 2014

Hooker walk

That really fast, erratic, arm swinging way of walking. Usually done by real hookers, but usually by hoodrats and ghetto chicks.

Cute chick, but she has hooker walk, eh.

by M Moon August 8, 2015

Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)

Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.

by GZUS1 December 1, 2017