Quantum Hit

When the weed hit makes a quantum leap into your lungs, taking you across the universe.

Bro, that was a Quantum Hit! I just traveled through space and time.

by John Ella May 29, 2017

hit the gay

When one tries to enter bed and magically appears lying in bed (one different to the original bed they were trying to enter) on top of a homosexual of the same sex. This will lead to a very steamy encounter regardless of the first subjects sexual orientation.

Or maybe its auto correct... IDK

"hey man, I hit the gay real late last night."
"you did what?"
"yeah, he was KWEEN" OR "oops, autocorrect hay*"

by Obo909 November 20, 2017

Hit Staller

One who stalls (waits) with loaded paraphernalia in hand during a smoke circle or a clan-bake. This person is often ridiculed and yelled at, but prolongs the experience. More than one hit staller in any sized circle is usually cast out.

Jimmy- "(cough cough) Yo, here you go, hit that shit.
Hit Staller- "Did you ever think that we as humans are just animals"
Jimmy- "Kind of, maybe a little"
Hit Staller- "I mean look at our hands and legs"
Jimmy- "Yeah I see it now"

Hit Staller- "Have you ever seen the movie Gladiator?"
Jimmy- "Wait...What the FUCK are you talking about! TAKE YOUR FUCKING HIT!

by smokestalla August 2, 2009

Spitty hit

A very small yet powerful hit from a bong, pipe, joint etc. from the looks of it you won’t get too high but sometimes a spitty hit hits back harder than expected. The term is typically used when one has business to attend and does not desire to be too high, or most commonly, when someone has asthma and simply cannot rip without coughing.

Damn I might need to take a spitty hit to get through this homework.

I smoked a bowl with my grandma for the first time the other day, she took a spitty hit and was on the moon!
Regular person: *smoking a bowl*
Friend with asthma: hey can u save me a spitty hit
Regular person: yeah of course
Friend with asthma: *hits bong* *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough* *chugs water* *cough* Thanks!

by Cooter check February 16, 2021

rip hit

When you're smoking weed and take the last fat hit that kills the bowl, RIP.

Baby, take the RIP hit and kill this bowl so I can grind us up a new one.

by brown dynamite March 27, 2020

Hit the sheets

Going to sleep.
Fall in to bed and instantly fall asleep

"Alright boy's I'm gonna hit the sheet's"
"Alright boy's I'm bouta hit the sheet's"
Going to sleep really fast when you hit the sheets/bed

by IDontPot October 16, 2019

bongazo hits

spanish slang for bong hits

Maria: bongazo hits after class?
Herbert: Fuck it.... im down!
Maria: Yeeee!

by whynotBAKE420 September 28, 2012