Canadian Hippo

Another word for the beaver is the Canadian hippo

*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*

Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo

by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018

Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022

Hippo

Hippos are your end
Hippos are your start
Hippos are sleepy

Hippos are angry
Hippos are blue
Hippos are red
Some are even orange and green!

When someone threatens to open the hippo pen turn ur phone off and run before a tsunami spam wave ends you.

A: really annoying stoof that they won't be quiet about
B: I will hippo you
A: 🤐

by The unknown Ditto girl June 24, 2020

Hungry hippo

Eating ass so hard that you taste shit.

I took the pizza man to the men’s stall and let him hungry hippo my ass hole

by Jasonbourne3 May 3, 2020

hippo sack

1.a bag/sack that can hold a lot.

2.Very large scrotum.

1.There is a lot of things. I might need a hippo sack.

2.HOLY S***!!! I HAVE A HIPPO SACK!!! DANG!!!

by vonnypoo May 22, 2008

Hippo

A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with no body hair.

See Bear for a similar word.

Hippo Ex.

“James really got big over the past few years... I think I’m falling in love with his hairless ass”

by Mei9119 July 27, 2018

Hippo of the Deep End

Manatee

The Hippo of the Deep end sure is annoying

by fpaq April 14, 2011