Oh heather!

1. When a heather pulls off a action of complete idiocy
2, The statement made when mindless banter begins
3. The actions of a person or group that is not cute and causing this phrase to be yelled out loud

1. Oh heather! Why did you do that to the turkey!
2. Theo went oh heather! on the topic of culinary arts

3. The is so oh heather! My feeling of being cute is gone!

by Chairman Drunken Monkey October 26, 2019

Doing the Heather

Smoking weed at work.

Person 1: Where been man?
Person 2: Out in my car doing the Heather. Im ripped man.
Person1: Dude were at work!

by Bigboy27 June 9, 2010

heather

an ugly stupid dyke fuck that should go hang her self with hooks in her neck and get lit on fire and just burn in hell

"did you hear what heather did this time?"
"dude i dont even care, shes a stupid dyke fuck"

by H03xF0SHO June 26, 2009

Heather

Referring to the idea of being a desperate bitch who constantly complains and cheats on men to get attention (not to mention cybering and fucking them 6+ times a day). You do NOT want to be a heather, it is very bad.

Wow she's a Heather.

by Oxyc0tt0n November 4, 2010

heather tarbreath

this refers to a female whose cigarette breath fills the room due to her excessive smoking of up to 3 packs a day. the nicotine boost might also cause her to talk quite excessively. in order to counter this condition, the male must go to COSTCO and buy an economy pack of tic-tacz, feeding them to the unsuspecting female at 5 min. intervals, until which time he can bang her out and cut her off for good. cinnamon tic tacs work the best.

"Heather Tarbreath wants it bad, but i havent been able the get to the price club this week..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Heather

A hoe.

wow you're being a real heather right now.
stop fucking my mom, heather.

by Stealyourmanandyourgirl May 14, 2015

Heather

A very pretty girl with a real crappy attitude. Hates everything and everyone unless it possesses a penis...then she'll love you long time. Never bring her to meet your parents, that's a no no. She thinks she's the hottest chick on the planet but she's only average. She'll sleep with your best friend in a heartbeat. Oh heathers are nasty little skanks.

oh that's heather, she's got the hurp

by erieri August 3, 2011