Glove of shame

Glove worn to finger a butthole

Come on baby quit playin these games and put on the glove of shame while you jerk my ding-a-lang! (Respectfully)

by Sir. Jerksalot lot September 5, 2023

tunnel of glove

When you enter from the butt and fist her to give yourself a handy

Man, I took her down the tunnel of glove last night.

by Bubbalubba February 25, 2025

put that back in the glove box

Stephen tries shape of you grime in which he refrences the above^^^

Stephentries: tell my friends stop put that back in the glove box

by Katteteteteteteeettteee September 20, 2017

spaceman gloves

spaceman gloves are condoms

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves

by huhter November 19, 2021

LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!

an exclamatory term of pride

A:bro my lad left us B:LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!!!!

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Sober Glove

The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!

After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!

by RawDyke July 16, 2023

socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 1, 2011