girlfart

When a girl farts and it's particularly odiferous

Cameron Diaz made a girlfart in a jar, and Billy smelt it and he passed out.

by the girlfart man April 14, 2008

Lap Girlfriend

Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.

After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.

by Exit109GTI December 11, 2003

girlfriend

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"

by Ray October 22, 2003

Girlfriend Metal

Girlfriend Metal is the kind of metal band your girlfriend would listen to. That doesn't discount it from being metal, but it is what the name implies.

Girlfriend Metal ex.
Boyfriend: "So, do you like metal?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, like Avenged Sevenfold?! Totally."

by YANAxGallifrey September 20, 2013

There's your girlfriend!

Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:

say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."

by TommyGun July 14, 2005

Gilf Hunter

A Gilf Hunter is a carnivorous predator indigenous to filthy run down sports bars. The Gilf Hunter searches for his prey with a hawklike glare which puts a chill down your spine. The main staple of his diet are 50+ year old biker chicks with 4-6 teeth, horse hair, and a girth to rival the infamous BT Lee. His only natural enemies in the wild, are pseudo-intellectual red-headed fat ugly girls, who swear they are only virgins because they are waiting untill college is over so they can concentrate on school. The Paradox is, that although they must make excuses for their permanent virginity, they have already been violated savagly by the Gilf Hunter which fuels their eternal quest for the love and effection that he so wrongfully denied them. Another mystery which surrounds the ever-elusive Gilf Hunter is how he graduated from high school, took almost three years off, is in his 3 year of college and is still only 17 years old.

Gilf Hunter culls the herd by preying on the weak and the old.

by Man Chowder December 5, 2003

girlfag

A woman who is very attracted to gay/bi/trans men. She may (or may not) also feel she is (fully or partly) a "gay man in a woman's body". Girlfags identify primarily as queer, and are often attracted to more types of people than just gay/bi/trans men.

by danielle August 18, 2003