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Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
by Brutal Age July 29, 2019
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get caramelized

When a person who acts nice but is actually a snake gets exposed- The phrase is as it is because when you make caramel you burn sugar (as in a "sweet" person)
Person 1- "ugh I hate that girl Sasha, she's such a lying bitch. She acts nice to me when others are around but talks trash about me behind my back"

Person 2- " yo didn't you hear she got caramelized"

Person 1- "ayyy finally people know her for who she actually is"

Person 1- "YOUUUUUU ARE A LIAR I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS HOE"

Person 2- "nOooo"

Person 1- "Get caramelized you cunt"
by Sofiuh April 23, 2017
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Get Foosed

by Syscon May 24, 2017
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get a jag on

We're gonna get a Jag on at the Eagles tailgate
by Dr. Humdrum June 19, 2016
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Getting cochelled

Something super insane happened to you and Kenneth swoops in and takes over. You immediately get overcame by the cochell and have to accept the fact you, in fact, have just been…cochelled.
Damn man… I can’t believe you’re getting cochelled right now.
by Kenny1238 January 15, 2023
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get dabbed on

Another way of saying "get destroyed" but more polite.
Old Lady: Oh no, I dropped my cane
Gamer: get dabbed on
by the apple juice November 27, 2020
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getting dumped

When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).
Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.
by cathylee June 1, 2009
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