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Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology

An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.
Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.
by the funky kind March 5, 2011
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Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band

Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band or FFGAHFLFPB is a term that means your hand... It says Freddy Feel Good because when you yank your chain it "feels good." The funky little Five piece band part is there because you have five fingers which are all part of the jerken of your yerken.
Random person 1: Dude i had soo much fun with Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band last night!!

Random Person 1: Hmmmm iv never heard of him b4
by Chase B. May 12, 2008
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Monkeys of funkyness

The coolest damn monkeys in the world.

When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."
Chris: "Want to come over on Friday?"
Sooz: "Monkeys of funkyness!"
by sooz_the_great April 20, 2006
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Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son

that crazy person who think they all that smart junk
{in a come back}
u a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!!
{when tlking about someone}
yea she a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.
by aCt!!On JaCkSoN January 3, 2008
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Funky dog head bitch

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.
Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).
by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021
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funky!!!!!

That is some pretty FUNKY!!!!! cheese.
by Mr Neo Anderson November 20, 2017
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funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky
“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet
“Corrr that was a funky flush
by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019
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