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Fottesega

7ornado's definition is correct but sega also means wank, not only saw, and we often say "I don't fuck a wank" (I don't give a fuck) hence the translation would be fuckwank, more vulgar than fucksaw.
- Argentina just won the world cup.
- Fottesega, I'm boycotting Qatar2022 for

the violations of human rights in middle orient.
by Caibele December 18, 2022
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fotten

When you stick cotton up your butt as a butt plug and then hang it on your family member you’re visiting Christmas tree.
I put a fotten ball on grandmas Christmas tree and no one knows where the smells coming from.
by Lord crowe December 22, 2022
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fretthold

Drinking a portion of the day while gambling on sports with an immediate trip to the casino thereafter.
Me and the boys went to Applebees last night and ended up pulling a fretthold
by Jeffro stein April 2, 2023
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Fritter Scrolling

Wasting time, energy or money, scrolling aimlessly through frivolous content on social media, websites or video sharing sites. Could also be loosely be referred to as Idle Scrolling, which is spending time doing nothing, albeit one is scrolling, they are scrolling without purpose, aim or goal.

The concept is also applied to wasting time through other means, see Fritter Lifing.
I was fritter scrolling and didn't realise how much time had past.
by Milky786 May 21, 2023
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Froated

When scooby snacks get clogged in your throat.
Man I totally just got froated. Or Froating is cool
by Yuhhhhh69 May 21, 2023
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Fritter Lifing

Wasting time, energy or money, being unproductive or carrying out tasks that are not worth the time nor provide any value, especially when one has responsibilities/commitments that have to be met in the very near future.

Similar to Fritter Scrolling but doing something besides scrolling, but for general wasteful activities like sleeping excessively, lazying around or watching TV for the sake of watching TV.
Stop fritter lifing and do your chores!
by Milky786 May 22, 2023
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Fritty Value

A term used similarly to Social Credit, albeit for cats.
Basically, depending on how good your cat behaves, the higher the fritty value, and vice versa.
idiot 1: yo dude, your cat just ate my assignment
idiot 2: gah dayum, -50 fritty value for him
by someidiot1984 August 4, 2023
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