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Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads
I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.
by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023
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count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"
by Doomus May 22, 2016
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Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.
by yursh22 June 20, 2017
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