Chicken Fingers

an amazing food consisting of fried parts of the chicken that ironically arn't fingers

damn those are good chicken fingers and fries

by Stanley West July 23, 2008

finger diddle

masturbating with one finger in a "come hither" motion.

she went to the bathroom to finger diddle herself.

by stuffy14 May 3, 2006

potato finger

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.

Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.

by Venk January 13, 2006

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

Hangover Fingers

A severe weakening of the fingers due to being very hungover.

Hey man, can you open this Gatorade. I've got a wicked case of hangover fingers.

by Bano8 November 29, 2009

Carbon Fingers

A person with hands that can stand high levels of heat.

Dang! My Mom has some awesome carbon fingers!

by the master of everything December 27, 2007

vagina fingers

The nickname given to a girl who is open about her masturbation habits or used to joke about the fact she masturbates when she touches something of yours.

"Amy get your vagina fingers off my phone"

by addisonand5sos April 5, 2017