February 19th

February 19th is throw a friend named Landon down a flight of stairs day.

You: It’s February 19th...

Landon: Fuck.

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February 17th

February 17th is National Shoot Your Shot Day. If you were going to ask that special girl/guy out on a date today is the day.

Jim: it’s February 17th Brett, are you gonna ask Ashley out
Brett: I have too, Jim, it’s National Shoot Your Shot Day!

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Spongebob: Do you know what to today is?
Squidward: Annoy Squidward Day?
Spongebob: No silly that's on February 15

February 15 by Mr_Freeman February 16, 2020

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national pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. god damn that’s a good day

wow she was born on pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. whatta catch
february 9th: a great day Igor the history book

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the day all of your dreams come true

waiting for february 30th 😁🤞

February 30th by hezdai November 16, 2020

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february 22 is the day of the hot, sexy bitches. if you're born on this day, ur superior to anyone and everyone.

feb 22 born bitch "omg it's february 22!!"
rando unimportant person "oh shit yeah"
feb 22 born bitch "bow down to me as i am ur superior"

february 22 by your mum1 October 17, 2021

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National give your girlfriend a teddy bear day

Bf: here’s a teddy bear!!
Gf: why did you get me a teddy??
Friend: bc it’s February 20th duhhh?

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